The Fault in Our Stars
my dad kicked my brother out of the house for a week because of this stupid game
What happens when you rotate Copper Sulfate while it is on fire!
That’s some Hogwarts shit right there
I still hadn’t decided what kind of professor I wanted to be: authoritative or Cool Guy. I thought I would decide in the moment. And I did. About twenty times.
Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother
I PAUSED HIMYM AT THE WRONG TIME OMG I’M ACTUALLY DYING